Mo’ money, mo’ stupid: Sean Parker’s latest contribution to the Chronicles of Douchebaggery

Stunningly arrogant. Breathtakingly dumb. So emblematic of a lot of things wrong with the world today. Even Pynchon, in his most fevered dreams of jackassery, couldn’t have plumbed the depths of dumb to come up with this scheme. Where’s Vonnegut when you need him? Dead and moldering, that’s right. Someone needs to take up his torch, grab hold of things like this and start ripping. Any takers?